Essential guidelines​

 

- I provide the address on the day of our session once I have received final confirmation.

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- Do not approach the door early.

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- I only communicate through email.

 

- Most weeks my availability is approximately:

Monday 3pm-9pm

Tue & Wed 10:30am-9pm

Thursday 11am-2pm

Friday No sessions

Sat & Sun 10:30am-3pm

 

- I am not certified or licensed in anything

(I'm just really good at stuff)

 

- I am not a full service escort

 

- As a Zebra (link) and a Spoonie (link), I cannot accommodate same day requests for appointments

and I usually host only one session per day.

 

 - You must take full responsibility for anything that happens to you during or as a result of our session

(so, no suing me). ​

 

NO: drugs, alcohol, weapons, full service, cologne, hangovers, full stomachs, aggression, recent cold/flu symptoms, objectification, or impatience ​

 

YES: kindness, gentleness, patience, open mindedness, self-love, self-expression, questions, curiosity, excitement, and release

 

​- Be Super Clean. Be thorough around parts like your undercarriage, ears, mouth and feet.

Do not apply any fragrances.

There is a shower on site or you may bathe immediately before your arrival ​

 

- At the beginning of our session, we will clearly express our relevant boundaries.

These boundaries are not to be crossed